My workmates really pushed the boat out with my birthday present this year!

I wasn’t really expecting anything like so imagine how I felt when I was presented by a rather large box before open doors on my birthday the other day. Now the sight of a large box threw me a bit coz as I contribute to their presents I knew it couldn´t have been as expensive as a carbon fibre toilet seat but also knew they´d do their best not to disappoint. And disappoint they did not. Took me a while to work out how to open the box but when I did my eyes were on stalks. There it was in all its glory, a trilby and two tone blue ta boot!

So once again, thanks work chums for a particularly memorable birthday present.